A young couple on their way to get married, met with a fatal accident and found themselves standing in line at the Pearly Gates.
When they met St. Peter, they told him, that they wanted to get married before going into Heaven. He looked a bit harassed and said that it was the first time anyone had asked, and that he would go find out… and left.
The two of them waited and waited … a month passed, then another … And suddenly they got to wondering, supposed the marriage doesn’t work out, then what? Would they be stuck to each other for ever?!
After two more months of waiting and talking and doubting, a fairly bedraggled looking St. Peter returned.
“Yes!” he tells the couple,” you can get married in Heaven…”
“Great” they say, “but we were wondering, just in case, if things don’t work out between us, can we also get divorced in heaven?”
A very red faced St. Peter slammed his foot on the clouds and there was loud thunder and a few sparks of lightning
“Whats wrong??!” asked the frightened couple
“Oh come on!” St. Peter fumed, “Don’t you know this place is Heaven?!”
“It took me 4 months to find a priest here… Do you have any idea how long it will take me to find a lawyer?!!”
Very funny!!
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