Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Good one....

A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant.

Scared……..She confides this ' news' to her mother.




Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This to you?

I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.




Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature And distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably
dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.




He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has
informed me of the Problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family Situation, but I'll take responsibility.




If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.


If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.


If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each..


However, If there is a miscarriage or unsuccessful delivery , what do you suggest I do?"


At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,








" You can try again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

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