*NINE WORDS WOMEN USE**

 

  **NINE WORDS WOMEN USE**

(1)** **Fine**:** **This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.**

(2)** **Five Minutes**:** **If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.**

(3)** **Nothing**:** **This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.**

(4)** **Go Ahead**:** **This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!**

(5)** **Loud Sigh**:** **This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)**

(6)** **That's Okay**:** **This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.** **

(7)** **Thanks**:** **A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint.
Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome', that will bring on a

'whatever').**

(8)** **Whatever**:** **Is a woman's way of saying** **F%@#** **YOU!**

(9)** **Don't worry about it, I got it**:** **Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.**

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.*

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* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!*