Simply Hilarious …. I must say… JJJ
Letter To Shiv Ji : Ladki Dilao
Sub: Bhagwan ek achhi ladki chahiye: kuchh karo please
Kaali maa ka pakka koi shrap hai
Nahi to apni kismat hi barbaad hai
Main diya le ke bhi dekhu to bhi nahi milti
Baakiyo ko aise de rakhi hai jaise prasad hai
Jiske ab tak samajh nahi aayi ki ye kiski baat hai
Usko to bhagwan aage bhi na mile uski yahi aukaad hai
Par mujhe to jaldi koi mast si bhijwado
Ab tak koi nahi mili, bhala kiye aise konse paap hai
Jo hame pasand aati hai cut-piece wo already booked
Jisko hum pasand hai us kalmoohi ki aankhen crooked
Ghar se zor pad raha hai bhagwan bata raha hu ab
Koi dhooan si aap hi bhejdo warna pad jaayegi gau palle ab.
Plz bhagwan kuchh karo...Reply Soon.
Krishna Ji Replied (To: All)
Ladki nahi milegi hero agar sabko aise hi pakata raha
Mere paas aana chahiye tha, 3 saal se hanuman mandir jaata raha
Chal ab tujhe ek maska upaya batata hu
Sab daudi chali aayengi aisa paath padhata hu
Jisko pasand karta hai pehle usko facebook pe add kar
Thoda thoda photo ko like aur thoda thoda chat kar
Ek din milne bula, thoda bahut ghuma aur gentleman ban ja
Phir achanak usko bhav dena band kar aur side hat ja
Phir dekh teri cut-piece kya bhaagi chali aayegi
Teri mast setting aur meri following bhi badh jaayegi
Setting ka scene chalaye rakhna par galti se kahi committ na kar jaana
Aur in sabse pehle facebook pe meri profile ka Fan ban jaana (*Sai Baba aage chal rahe hai yaar)
Aish Karo :)
Ram Ji ka Reply (To: Krishna Ji and Me)
Krishna yaar tum ab to apni aadato se baaz aao
Shareef se baalak ko ye ghinona paath na padhao
Kyu aise duniya me galeechpana badha rahe ho
Waise kam hai jo auro ko kamina bana rahe ho
Ankit Baalak
Main tumhe jaldi hi koi upaya bataunga ladki ke subject pe
Maine Hanuman ko laga rakha hai is important project pe
Abhi naya naya hai market me to uska haath thoda tang hai
Uski setting hona bhi mushkil hai jab tak uski poochh uske sang hai
Par jo bhi ho tum is Krishna ki na sunna
Facebook pe mujhse upar isko na chun-na
Meri bhi profile hai FB pe Raamu ke naam se
Kuchh log aaye chuke hai PR ki Hanuman se
Tum bhi aa jaao Fan bano aaram se
Phir karenge maza jab takrayega mera jaam tere jaam se.
Sada Khush Raho. Diwali Manate Raho (Aur kisi din mujhe koi yaad hi nahi karta...saale Dussehra pe bhi Raavan jala ke aa jaate hai, ye koi puchhta nahi ki usko maara kisne tha...huh :( ..chalo koi na, bade bade shehro me chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hai )
Just to let you know that the poem, 'Letter to Shiv Ji: Ladki Dilao' is my humble creation and I claim copyright to it, top half and bottom.
ReplyDeleteI am glad to know that you enjoyed it, that it struck a chord with you (ahem ahem) but lets not, in the happiness, forget the creator. That is me.
Thanks.