Deadly PJs....
Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Hanuman" keh kar bulate hain... batao kyun???
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ans:kyounki uska nam hanuman hai! JJ
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Whats the opposite of Real??
Its COCONUT....
kya hua.... Confused??
jara .....Socho... yaar ???
opposite of real is 'Na-Real' . in English it is coconut JJ
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what is the vector form of sridevi???? JJJJ
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(u must have studied vector algebra to know its answer)
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ANS : - TABU!!!!
confused???? why????
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ok i'l tell you...
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. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!
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What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to
call him up...?
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Ring De Basanti :))
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A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly
disease....
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the
doctor... how??
scroll
...Because the patient had a bluetooth!!
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wat is one word in english for kiye karaye par paani ferna??
flush!!
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three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started
singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.
Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????
COZ the song is HIT......
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Bechari billi
why cudnt the dumb cat walk on road????
coz it cudnt mew and since MEW(coefficient of friction) = µ
so no friction, and its not possible walk on frictionless surface...
Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Hanuman" keh kar bulate hain... batao kyun???
.
.
.
.
.
ans:kyounki uska nam hanuman hai! JJ
-----------------------------------------------
Whats the opposite of Real??
Its COCONUT....
kya hua.... Confused??
jara .....Socho... yaar ???
opposite of real is 'Na-Real' . in English it is coconut JJ
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
what is the vector form of sridevi???? JJJJ
???
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
(u must have studied vector algebra to know its answer)
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
ANS : - TABU!!!!
confused???? why????
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
ok i'l tell you...
.
.
.
. because.
.
.
.
.
.
. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to
call him up...?
:...
:...
:...
:
Ring De Basanti :))
------------------------------------------------------------------------
A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly
disease....
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the
doctor... how??
scroll
...Because the patient had a bluetooth!!
------------------------------------------------------------------
wat is one word in english for kiye karaye par paani ferna??
flush!!
-------------------------------------------------------------
three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started
singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.
Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????
COZ the song is HIT......
---------------------------------------------------------
Bechari billi
why cudnt the dumb cat walk on road????
coz it cudnt mew and since MEW(coefficient of friction) = µ
so no friction, and its not possible walk on frictionless surface...
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