Why Husbands like to remain silent

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? 
 
 

HUSBAND: 'Definitely not! 
 
 

WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?' 
 
 

HUSBAND: 'Of course I do. 
 
 

WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry? 
 
 

HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.' 
 
 

WIFE: 'You would?' 
 
 

HUSBAND: .......? 
 
 

WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?' 
 
 

HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.' 
 
 

WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?' 
 
 

HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?' 
 
 

WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?' 
 
 

HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.' 
 
 

WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?' 
 
 

HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.' 
 
 

WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?' 
 
 

HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.' 
 
 

WIFE: 'Would she wear my shoes' 
 
 

HUSBAND: 'No, her size 6.' 
 
 

WIFE: -- silence - 
 
 

HUSBAND: 'shit.