After IPL is Nationalized

After IPL is Nationalized

What will happen if IPL gets nationalized, let’s have a look,
1. Only DD1 will air it.
2. All Man of the match awardees will have to wait for one year to receive the award from president.
3. Cheerleaders will wear sarees and will do BharatNatyam.
4. The team that has fewer fans present in the stadium will get subsidies.
5. Holiday will be declared in the winning team's home state.
6. Captain and players will get OT for taking more time to complete overs.
7. There will be reservations for SC/ST/OBCs in all teams.
8. Cheerleaders will be in their sweet 50s waiting for retirements...just like IA air hostesses.
9. The Man of the Series will get Ambassador CNG series.
10. A new ministry will be created called IPL ministry.
11. Modi's son will take over from him.
12. Match tickets will be sold only in select SBI / SBM branches between 10 am and 3 pm.
13. Salaries of players will be as per "Pay Commission" recommendations.
14. The RCB team will be banned from playing on dry days and will have to bowl their last over by 10pm.
15. Kolkata KnightRiders will go on a 2 days strike. This will be the longest they ever keep strike.
16. Babus will ensure that all matches start after 11am and end before 5pm sharp.
17. A Maharashtrian political party will demand that 'mumbai indians' be changed to 'mumbai mumbaikars'. Ohh wait...
18. My neighbour uncle will get into some team in the senior citizen quota.
19. Tickets will be sold on the IRCTC website. Tickets on the waiting list would not be given admissions.
20. Arundhati Roy will cry foul & write 36 page essays on why the team that finished last should be declared the winners.
21. Ravindra Jadeja would get justice after 15 years, that too after throwing a shoe at Shilpa Shetty.
22. The Prime Minister will give his message to the nation before start of a season.
23. Spectators will throw chairs to umpires for wrong decision.
24. We will have two Strategic Bandh for 2.5 minutes in each innings.