Signs

Sign over a Gynecologist' s Office:

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

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In a Podiatrist's office:

'Time wounds all heels.'

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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On a Plumber's  truck:

'We repair what your husband fixed.'

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On a Church's Bill board:

'7 days without God makes one weak.'

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At a   Tire Store

'Invite us to your next blowout.'

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On an Electrician' s truck:

'Let us remove your shorts.'

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On a Maternity Room door:

'Push. Push. Push..'

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At an Optometrist' s Office:

'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'

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On a Fence:

'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'

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At a Car Dealership:

'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'

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In a Restaurant window:

'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'

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And don't forget the sign at a

RADIATOR SHOP:

'Best place in town to take a leak.'

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Sign on the back of yet another

Septic Tank Truck

We are in the number 2 business

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Sign on the

back of yet another

Septic Tank Truck:

'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'