Zindagi ne zindagi bhar gham diye..Zindagi ne zindagi bhr gham diye..
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Aur hum aram se baith sake, isliye Bhagwan ne hume 'BUM' diye..
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Aur hum aram se baith sake, isliye Bhagwan ne hume 'BUM' diye..
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Teri yado k teer mere dil mein chubhenge,
Teri yado k teer mere dil mein chubhenge,
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Agla station hai rajiv Chowk,
Darwaje daain or khulenge
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Tumhare bina hum kaise ji payenge........
Tumhare bina hum kaise ji payenge.......
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Ayenge ayenge mere karan arjun ayenge.............
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Chor ne dhikaya daya ko chakuuuu,
Chor ne dhikaya daya ko chakuuuu
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Are ke hua Anandi ke bapuuuuuuuu...
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Memabooba ke na aane se mehboob badhka,
Memabooba ke na aane se mehboob badhka,
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Degii mirch ka tadka, ang ang fadka
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Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
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1 is neither composite nor prime"
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Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
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Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach...
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.Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!
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A Sindhi boy fell in Love with Marwadi Girl.
Girl: Jab dad so jayenge to main gali me SIKKA (coin) fek dungi,
Tum turnt andr aa jana.
Lekin boy sikka fekne k 1 ghante baad aaya.
Girl: Itni der kyu laga di?...
Boy: Wo main sikka dhund raha tha!
Girl: Pagal wo to mene dhaaga baand ke feka tha,
Wapas khich liya.....
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Santa fell in the sea and while struggling to stay afloat caught a fish..
Santa throws the fish on land and says..
Oye tu to apni jaan bacha le...
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A.C. ka muqabla cooler kar nahi sakta.....
A.C. ka muqabla cooler kar nahi sakta...
bolo wah wah...
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ja simran ja is ladke se jyada pyar tujhe koi kar nahi sakta
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kisi ko na thi mere pyar ki khabar....
kisi ko na thi mere pyar ki khabar....
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abey diagram galat ho gaya rubber de rubber"
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pet kharab hai golgappe kaise khaoge.....
pet kharab hai golgappe kaise khaoge.
say wah wah...
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tum to thehre pardesi sath kya nibhaogeeeeeeeeeeee
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Mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
Mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
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ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...
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yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
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.Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
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