Jokes Sardarji

>>>1121. Sardarji waiting at a Bus stop. Larry came there by Scooter and 
 >>>asked: You want lift? Sardarji replied : No Thanks. My house is the 
 >>>ground floor!!!
 >>>
 
 >>>   1122. Larry: These days I have become Homosexual! Harry: What? Larry: 
 >>>Sex at home only!!!
 >>>
 >>>   1123. Ek raat power jaane baad Larry: Jaldi se fan calaao garmi hai! 
 
 >>>Harry: Kar di na Mangy baat, Fan on karenge to candle nahin bhuj jayegi?
 >>>
 >>>   1124. Harry: Why Condoms are better than Babies? Larry: Baby Food Rs 
 >>>1200, Diapers Rs 600, Feeding Bottle Rs 100, Doctor Rs 450, Medicine Rs 
 
 >>>1600, Teddy Bear Rs 250, Baby Powder Rs 120 Baby Shampoo, Soap, Oil etc  
 >>>Rs 500, Toys Rs 200, Baby Bed Rs 880 Miscellaneous Rs 100 Total Rs 6000 
 >>>per month! Or Daily Rs 3.30 Total Rs 99 per Month!! The Coice is yours!!!
 
 >>>
 >>>   1125. Larry to Sexy Waitress: whats your Name? Sexy Waitress: Omega! 
 >>>Larry: Lovely name. Any relation to the watch? Sexy Waitress: Yes Sir. 
 >>>Same price but different Movements!!!
 
 >>>
 >>>   1126. Girl: what do you like in me? Larry: That two white balls having 
 >>>black dots! Girl: What? You are with me for that? Larry: Yes I like your 
 >>>Eyes!!!
 >>>
 
 >>>   1127. Larry raises his bat on 35 runs! Harry asks him its not 50 nor 
 >>>100!! Larry: Only a Graduate can understand the importnace of 35 !!!
 >>>
 >>>   1128. Harry: Why people like sms? Larry: Text messages or sms are like 
 
 >>>blow job from an amateur prostitute, short sweet and cheap!!!
 >>>
 >>>   1129. Ladki: Arey itna bada, Muh me kaise lungi? Larry: Jaldi muh me 
 >>>lo! Ladki: Oh ho! Sare kapde gile hogaye!! Larry: Aur logi kya? Ladki: Na 
 
 >>>baba ye Panipuri tum hi khao!!!
 >>>
 >>>   1130. Fr Larry was visiting the parish school: Write your father's 
 >>>name in English. Sardar: Beautiful Red Underwear! Fr Larry: Are you 
 
 >>>joking? Sardar: No his name is Sunder Lal Chaddi !!!