Thoda hass lo.
A sardar and his wife were going to the city in an auto..
The driver adjusts his mirror
The Sardarji shouted “Are you looking at my wife.
Go and sit behind. I will drive the auto”
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Ek Sardar puree life sirf ek cheez sochte sochte mar gaya
Mere do bhai hai
Meri sister ke teen bhai kaise
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Ek Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha
Kissi ne pucha : Oh Paaji – Girlfriend ke saath kaha ja rahe ho?
Sardar bole “ Girlfriend hogi teri, meri to bahen hai”
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Sardar Indian flag lene shop gaya
Flag dekhkar Sardar kuch bola jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya
Guess who kya bola
“IS MEIN AUR COLOUR DIKHAO”
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Sardar declares: I will never marry in my life &. . I'll give the same advice to my children also. . . . .
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SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho?
1ST: biwi se.....
2ND: itne... pyar se....?
1ST: tumhari hai. . .
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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
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SWOT BOOK filled by Santa Singh
1. Strength: My wife, Jeeto.
2. Weakness: Banta' s wife, Preeto.
3. Opportunity: When Banta is on tour.
4. Threat:When I am on tour
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A Sardar sees a beautiful girl . He goes and kisses her . The girl shouts and says what r u doing.
Sardar says B COM from KHALSA college.
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sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
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Sardar breaks an egg to make an omlette.
He finds the egg empty . . . Gets frustrated &
say's 'iski maaki, aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karati hai!
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teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara
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how can u identify a sardar in a classroom?
try
try
think....
very simple
just see
who is erasing notes when the teacher is erasing the blackboard
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Teacher: is line ko english me batao, usne apna kaam kiya aur karta hi gaya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....
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Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi jayanti..??
So..Santa Singh writes 'Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti..
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Santa went to Mysore Palace.
Tourist guide – “Santaji, please dont sit there, it is Tipu Sultan's chair”
Santa – “Oye don’t worry yaar, I'll get up when he comes!!
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Santa: “Banta, yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Banta: “Oye tenu eh bhi nahi pata Santa. Jab auto main koi ganji ladki ja
rahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI”
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Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
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Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly!
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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
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Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
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