Stupid Questions

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations. 
 
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Q:- Hey, what are you doing here?
A:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 

 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Q:- Sorry, did that hurt?
A:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Q:- Why, why him, of all people.
A:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Q:- Is ! the 'Butter Paneer Masala' dish good??
A:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Q:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
A:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Q:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
A:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Q:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
A:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Q:- Hey have you had a haircut?
A:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Q:- Tell me if it hurts?
A:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Q:- Oh, so you smoke.
A:- Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

Laughter is a smile with the volume turned up.