No body will treat you better than me

GOOD MORNING.....

Once a man went to a Veterinary (Animal) Doctor and said: Doctor I came on vacation so that I can get treated. Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic. Man: No, I am coming to you. Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. Man: I know, but I want you to treat me. Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which means you are a human, not an animal. Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is           I get up in the morning like a horse           I go to work like a deer           I work all day like a donkey           I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog           I play with my children like a monkey           I am like a rabbit in front of my wife Doctor asked: Do you work in Software Company. Man: Yes. Doctor yelled: Come dear, no body will treat you better than me.

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