Ordering a Pizza in 2020

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut." 
 Customer: "Haloo, can I order ." 
   
 Operator: "Can I have your multi purpose Smart Card 
 number, Sir?" 
 Customer: "It's eh..., hold on .... 6102049998-45- 54610" 
   
 Operator: "OK ... you're .. Mr Perera and you're calling from 
 Dhehiwela. Perera. Your home number is 4123456, your office 
 76543210 and your mobile is 077 1234567. " 
 Customer: "How did you get all my phone numbers?" 
   
 Operator: "We are connected to the Main CRM system Sir" 
 Customer: "I want Seafood Pizza .." 
   
 Operator: "That's not a good idea Sir" 
 Customer: "Why?????!" 
   
 Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high blood 
 pressure and an even higher cholesterol level Sir" 
 Customer: "What? ... What do you recommend then?" 
   
 Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it" 
 Customer: "How do you know I will like it?" 
   
 Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" 
 from the National Library last week Sir" 
 Customer: "OK, I give up .. Give me three family sized ones then. 
 How much will that cost? 
   
 Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The 
 total is Rs.985/-" 
 Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?" 
   
 Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is 
 over the limit and you're owing your bank Rs.13,929.55 since October 
 last year" "That's not including the late payment charges on your 
 housing loan Sir. 
 Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and 
 withdraw some cash before your guy arrives" 
   
 Operator: "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your 
 daily limit on machine withdrawal today" 
 Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. 
 How long is it gonna take anyway?" 
   
 Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always 
 come and collect it by your motorcycle.. " 
 Customer: " What???????? !" 
   
 Operator: "According to the details in system, you own a Scooter,... 
 registration number BE1123 " 
 Customer: "*'!^ *#?@%^**%^I7*" 
   
 Operator: "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 
 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language at a policeman 
 Customer: [Speechless] 
   
 Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?" 
 Customer: "Nothing ... by the way .. aren't you giving me that 3 Free 
 bottles of cola as advertised?" 
   
 Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're 
 also a diabetic ..... " 
 Customer: ?......?... ..?...*.. *.....??. .* . **.......... ?**. *???.