Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Microsoft-Yahoo deal is finally done!!
Now, Microsoft and Yahoo join hands to put up the fight against Google. Its getting interesting. :-)
http://finance.yahoo.com/tech-ticker/article/291840/Yahoo-Microsoft-Deal-Finally-Done
This is Heaven
A young couple on their way to get married, met with a fatal accident and found themselves standing in line at the Pearly Gates.
When they met St. Peter, they told him, that they wanted to get married before going into Heaven. He looked a bit harassed and said that it was the first time anyone had asked, and that he would go find out… and left.
The two of them waited and waited … a month passed, then another … And suddenly they got to wondering, supposed the marriage doesn’t work out, then what? Would they be stuck to each other for ever?!
After two more months of waiting and talking and doubting, a fairly bedraggled looking St. Peter returned.
“Yes!” he tells the couple,” you can get married in Heaven…”
“Great” they say, “but we were wondering, just in case, if things don’t work out between us, can we also get divorced in heaven?”
A very red faced St. Peter slammed his foot on the clouds and there was loud thunder and a few sparks of lightning
“Whats wrong??!” asked the frightened couple
“Oh come on!” St. Peter fumed, “Don’t you know this place is Heaven?!”
“It took me 4 months to find a priest here… Do you have any idea how long it will take me to find a lawyer?!!”
They call this Lateral Thinking
Just a little something to give everyone's brain a kick
start!!
This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.
Think like a wizard . . .
man
Q1.---------
board
Ans. = man overboard
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.
stand
Q2. ---------------
i
Ans. = I understand
OK . . .
Got the drift ?
Let's try a few now and see
how you fare ?
Q3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/
Ans. = reading between the lines
Q4.
r
road
a
d
Ans. = cross road
Not having a good day now, are you ?
Redeem yourself.
Q5. cycle
cycle
cycle
Ans. = tricycle
Not easy to figure out hey!
0
Q6.---------
M.D.
Ph.D.
Ans. = two degrees below zero
C'mon give it a little thought! !
knee
Q7.------------
light
Ans. = neon light
U can prove u r smart by getting this one.
ground
Q8.---------------------------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet
Ans. = six feet underground
Oh no, not again ! !
Q9. he's X himself
Ans. = he's by himself
Now u messing up big time.
Q10. ecnalg
Ans. = backward glance
Not even close! !
Q11. death ..... life
Ans. = life after death
Okay last chance ..................
Q12. THINK
Ans. = think big ! !
And the last one is real fundoo - - -
Q13.
ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...
Ans. = long time no 'C'
Bharathwaj M. S.
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