Wednesday, April 6, 2011

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB? 

Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window. 

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in 
The room and close the door. 

Leave them alone and come back 
After 6 hours and then analyze 
The situation.

If they are counting the Bricks. 
Put them in theaccounts 
Department. 

If they are recounting them.. 
Put them in auditing .. 

If they have messed up the 
Whole place with the bricks. 
Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the
Bricks in some strange order. 
Put them in planning

If they are throwing the 
Bricks at each other. 
Put them in operations . 

If they are sleeping. 
Put them in security. 

If they have broken the bricks 
Into pieces. Put them ininformation 
Technology. 

If they are sitting idle. 
Put them in human resources


If they say they have tried 
Different combinations, yet 
Not a brick has Been moved. 

Put them in sales. 

If they have already left for 
The day. 
Put them in marketing...

If they are staring out of the 
Window. Put them onstrategic 
Planning.. 

And then last but not least. If they are talking to each Other and not a single brick Has been Moved. 

Congratulate them and put them In 

Top management

10 things to learn from Japan.

10 things to learn from Japan.

1. THE CALM
     Not a single visual of chest-beating or wild grief. Sorrow itself has been elevated.

2. THE DIGNITY
     Disciplined queues for water and groceries. Not a rough word or a crude gesture. 

3. THE ABILITY
     The incredible architects, for instance. Buildings swayed but didn't fall.

4. THE GRACE
    People bought only what they needed for the present, so everybody could get something.

5. THE ORDER
    No looting in shops. No honking and no overtaking on the roads. Just understanding. 

6. THE SACRIFICE
    Fifty workers stayed back to pump sea water in the N-reactors. How will they ever be repaid?

7. THE TENDERNESS
    Restaurants cut prices. An unguarded ATM is left alone. The strong cared for the weak.

8. THE TRAINING
     The old and the children, everyone knew exactly what to do. And they did just that.
 
9. THE MEDIA
     They showed magnificent restraint in the bulletins. No silly reporters. Only calm reportage.
 
10. THE CONSCIENCE
      When the power went off in a store, people put things back on the shelves and left quietly!

Gilani & Manmohan


Waiting for her husband


Cricket Diplomacy... Enjoy.. :)


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