Wednesday, April 6, 2011

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB? 

Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window. 

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in 
The room and close the door. 

Leave them alone and come back 
After 6 hours and then analyze 
The situation.

If they are counting the Bricks. 
Put them in theaccounts 
Department. 

If they are recounting them.. 
Put them in auditing .. 

If they have messed up the 
Whole place with the bricks. 
Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the
Bricks in some strange order. 
Put them in planning

If they are throwing the 
Bricks at each other. 
Put them in operations . 

If they are sleeping. 
Put them in security. 

If they have broken the bricks 
Into pieces. Put them ininformation 
Technology. 

If they are sitting idle. 
Put them in human resources


If they say they have tried 
Different combinations, yet 
Not a brick has Been moved. 

Put them in sales. 

If they have already left for 
The day. 
Put them in marketing...

If they are staring out of the 
Window. Put them onstrategic 
Planning.. 

And then last but not least. If they are talking to each Other and not a single brick Has been Moved. 

Congratulate them and put them In 

Top management

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