A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman
gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!
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Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
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Sardar gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on
the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.
Sardar: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as
to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!
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